Wednesday, September 24, 2008
A HUNDRED HARROWING TALES OF THE FAUCET OF DOOM
.. which is probably the stupidest title possible for this post.
more accurately, much less than a hundred things i thought of whilst in the shower that are absolutely essential to maintaining my state of physical well-being
1. THE BEST SHAMPOO I HAVE USED ALL YEAR ISS...
clairol's herbal essences dangerously straight!
clairol finally repackaged their ugly old bottles. thank god. this shampoo smells like ABSOLUTE HEAVEN, I DIE, I SWEAR, EVERYTIME I WASH MY HAIR AHHHH. mmmm... and it ACTUALLY WORKS. makes my hair look like i bothered to blow dry.
which is totally awesome seeing as how i couldn't blow dry my hair even if i wanted to, what with having the coordination of a. book. or some other inanimate object =_=
what really sucks is i get allergic to shampoos REALLY REALLY easily, so this is like ahhh relief it doesnt make my scalp sting !! -excited-
love you clairols. plus its like less than ten bux neways so its good for my pov self.
2. MY BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY EVER...
a damn hair straightener.
bought in POUNDS lagi =_=
wow such a waste of money.
i've used it like 10 times i think since i got it, and none of them seriously. (kinda just like, oh nothing to do lets try this out. and all the times i very fail because i have book coordination)
its quite stupid for azn* people to go around buying straighteners, actually.
majority of azn people who own straighteners already have rebonded, poker-straight hair. white people who get straighteners are actually losers with too much time on their hands who bother to straighten their hair EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. (probably not as difficult as it sounds cos they are grimy and do not bathe everyday, let alone wash their hair)
what for have already-straight hair and straighten some more? you WANT frizz, kah?
unless you know how to curl hair with straightener, la, like the guy at the store in london (which is why we got the straightener, hes very good promoter ler). but if you are like me, don't bother.
i should sell my straightener.
WHO WANTS TO BUY ? :D
-hopeful-
* azn : asian
(where do white people get so much time as to straighten their hair every day ? i barely have time to towel mine off =_=)
3. FASTEST WAY TO INSTANT GLAMOUR...
eyeliner along the lower lid.
seriously. like two seconds and you already look x50 times better.
i've been out to dinners like that and i've looked great aha (if i do say so myself :D )
just go along the entire lower lid and smudge VERY gently or if you wanna look really bright eyed (and for less-dramatic look) just line half the eye, in a clean tidy line, from the outer corner to where you lashes are the thickest.
though, this is NOT RECOMMENDED for 90% of sepet people out there cos i have seen many sepet people who line their lower lids and look like total fags..
HUI MIAN DONT KILL ME T_T
4. MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT SHAVING THY LEGS...
i) don't bother with fancy schmancy gilette 40dollar womens razor thats just going to get rusty and waste your cash. you can get same results with one of those packs of 12 watsons razors.
ii) if you don't have shaving cream, you can use conditioner. works perfect.
iii) don't veet unless absolutely dire, you, ecological threats, you
aaaand i think that's it.
wow i feel so diva.
4:54 PM
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clairol's herbal essences dangerously straight!
a damn hair straightener.